Monday, July 18, 2011

Baby Baby




Before




After

So, yes, we've had a baby!  Here are the vital stats:

Eli Grant Malley
8 lbs. 7 oz.
20.5 inches
May 12, 2011
Who knows what time it was--I was doped up

Big blessings this year!  Eli was born, Christian was baptized on Saturday.  Jonathan gave the talk on the Holy Ghost at the Stake Baptismal Service.  It was great.  He tailored it for all the little ones getting baptized and spoke right to them.  I was a really proud wife, but with my husband, that's always the case.  He baptized Christian and he also baptized my friend's daughter.  That was really special. 

People ask me what it's like having five kids.  I'll tell you:

Fun
Fantastic
Loud
Smelly
Stressful
Funny
Spiritual
Mundane
Extraordinary
Spectacular
Messy
Silly
Sticky
Happy



Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Family Home Evening

Let me just start off by saying the Primary Presidency in our ward is AWESOME!  Last Sunday, they gave each of the kids a blue pillowcase.  The seam at the end was covered with a red ribbon with gold lettering that said, 'I Know the Scriptures Are True.'  In the center was a yellow pocket sewn to the front and surged around the edges with a poem ironed on:

Precious memories are mine to keep
If I read the scriptures before I sleep

Inside the the pocket was a copy of the New Testament.  Inside each New Testament was a bookmark someone had made on the computer from nice paper.  I don't have that one in front of me or I'd describe it here.  The kids each received this, and they have all been so excited to read their New Testaments. 

So, last night for FHE, we sang the Books of the New Testament song.  We made up a cheer for the scripture of month (last week the presidency gave each child a laminated copy of the year-one page-with a magnet on the back showing the theme, scripture, and song for each month).  The scripture was part of a verse from the Book of Mormon, but it was totally appropriate for studying the New Testament.

"...feast upon the words of Christ;
for behold, the words of Christ will tell you all things what ye should do."
2 Nephi 32:3

We talked about where we find the words of Christ in the scriptures.  Then Christian gave us a scripture from the New Testament he'd chosen beforehand:

"And when they were come into the house,
they saw the young child with Mary his mother, and fell down, and worshipped him:
and when they had opened their treasures,
they presented unto him gifts; gold, and frankincense, and myrrh."
Matthew 2:11

Then we had ice cream.  It was totally fun!




Friday, January 21, 2011

Froggy Potty

This is our Froggy Potty.  Cute, huh?  Love him.  And today, so does Scarlet!  Two times just this morning!!  Once in the underwear, but two out of three ain't bad, right?  Maybe, just maybe, she'll be potty-trained before Kindergarten.  Ok, so she won't be in Kindergarten for almost 3 years (darned November birthday!), but still, sometimes potty-training seems a little, what's the word?  Oh yeah, ETERNAL.

We have the family coming over today, Jonathan's parents.  We're holding a garage sale for Jonathan's aunt who lives in town.  We're loading everything over here tonight and having the sale in the morning.  Hopefully it's warmer out tomorrow than it is this morning.  It was 26 degrees here, in San Antonio!  The high is supposed to be 60 tomorrow so that's definitely tolerable.  I'm thinking I'll be making chicken and dumplings for lunch tomorrow-YUM!

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Washin', Washin', Washin', Keep those Loads A'Movin'

Not our laundry

All hail the return of Mount Washmore to the Malley household!  I try to do at least one load of laundry per day, just to keep up, sometimes two.  Well, I fell off the wagon...again.  I'm thinking it's at least twelve loads.  Anywho, at least when they're clean, I'll be going through everything and doing a Goodwill haul.  Lots of Goodwill hauls for us.  We just went through some closets.  How do I accumulate so much...never mind...  Scarlet helped me sort the laundry this morning.  Great chore for a three year old.  They're actually really good at it, surprisingly, especially if there are a lot of laundry baskets.  I need some new ones.  Mine are a little beaten up.  I'm thinking I might get some bins from Home Depot or somewhere.  They seem to hold up better than the traditional baskets, plus they're cheaper.  Haha!  As I like to say, "Mommy wins!!"

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

"Sicky Pup"

This is my FAVORITE baby expression that any of my children have uttered.  Scarlet still can't say it correctly and I don't want her to.  I dread the day she finally gets it "right."  I even call it that sometimes.  It makes me smile.  Is that bad parenting?  I'm sure my education professors wouldn't have been in favor of it.  Another favorite "word" the kids have used is "conkulator" instead of calculator.  It always made us laugh.  Then there are just the out-there expressions.  Christian used to say, "Kill that fire!" whatever that means.  We think it started when he was outside playing with my mom.  She was straightening us our back patio and he was pretending to shoot things.  We think she introduced him to the phrase, "Ready, aim, FIRE!" and somehow he translated it into, "Kill that fire!"  Kids say the darndest things!

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Welcome Back, Welcome Back, Welcome Back...or, Random, er, Crap

Ok, so I guess it really has been nearly a year since I've written in this thing.  I guess I've been busy.  Maybe I'll do better this year, maybe not.  Judge me. 

The kids just got home from school.  We're doing Family Home Evening tonight since it was a holiday on Monday.  Not a holiday from FHE, but well, I guess I don't think of the week starting unless that's when school is in session too.  Of course, this doesn't really have any relevance in the summer.  Whatev.  I'm thinking tonight we'll have a lesson on the sacrament.  I'd like for the kids to have more of a focus on the Savior during the sacrament, rather than their coloring books.  Maybe I'm being unreasonable.  It's not that I think they're not getting something out of the meeting.  I know they are, but we can always improve, right?  Maybe?  Well, anyway, that's what I think we'll do. 

One thing I do know, right now, I'd really like a nap.  Christian will probably need one soon.  He informed me when he got home from school that he woke up at 2:17 this morning.  Wha??  That explains the empty bottle of Fresca in the toy closet.  Oh yeah, right after he told me when he woke up, he goes, "Fresca's gross."  Ok, so why did you drink the entire bottle?  When did you decide it was gross?  I wish he'd figured it out sooner, cause I could really use some right now. 

You know how scent memory is really strong and can take you right back to a certain place in time with a certain smell?  Well, Scarlet needs a change and I swear that I could be driving past a hog farm in central Illinois.  Lovely.  On the bright side, she occasionally decides that the toilet is a good thing to use...as I said, occasionally.  Hopefully we're on the path from casual use to habitual use-which, in the case of the toilet, is a WONDERFUL thing.

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Yes, Virginia...It Really Does Snow in Texas

I used to live here. Lubbock. It snowed there today. This is what it looks like there now. Above is Mackenzie State Park. Jonathan and I used to come here a lot and talk when we were dating. We also used to feed the ducks and geese with Ethan and Christian here when they were teeny tots.
This is part of the Lubbock Metropolis skyline. Impressive, isn't it? I know you're thinking, "Wow--it's just like New York City!" (I hope that came out in your head in the same voice as the Pace picante commercials)

And yes, some goofball is actually snowboarding here. My dh says, "There is a little hill in Mackenzie Park, isn't there?"

Ah, yes, the geese. I wonder if the evil one who chased me at Godeke Park 5 years ago is in there. You're lucky you're only in a photo, or I'd be after ya, turkey! (bwahhahahahaha, .....it's funny cause it's a goose, but I said a tur-Oh never mind)
This owl is a Harry Potter reject-they turned him down for being too Texan.
I like to imagine him singing "Frosty the Snowman" in an opera voice. It's his own roadshow.
Sigh....nothing like a West Texas sunset. I'm lovin' the "pillar of light" effect.
A final bow...(no pun intended)

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Monday, January 25, 2010

"I'd like to think that maybe if I were a mother who passed away, that someone would take care of my child, and I was grateful I could do that."


LDS relief: Utah nurse draws on the power of love and healing to help boy
By Elizabeth Howell
For the Deseret News
Published: Sunday, Jan. 24, 2010 12:07 a.m. MST

Editor's note: Liz Howell is a member of the LDS Church-sponsored medical team providing care last week in earthquake-ravaged Haiti. Before leaving Saturday to return to Salt Lake City, Howell recounted a final experience in aiding the injured Haitians. These are her words, as told to the Deseret News' Scott Taylor.

PORT-AU-PRINCE, Haiti — Friday afternoon, some of our medical team were at the clinic at the Centrale Ward meetinghouse while the rest went to Dr. Jeff Randle's Helping Hands of Haiti clinic.

We were to meet at University Hospital at about 5 o'clock. We left Centrale to go to the Carrefour Ward meetinghouse.

We then realized we had only 45 minutes to do any type of a clinic there, which is essentially enough time to set it up and take it back down again.
We asked if we should turn around and go back; we said, "No, let's just go."

When we arrived at the meetinghouse, people were all over the grass, people were inside the cultural hall and we really didn't see any acute medical needs at first.

We had been there about 10 minutes and in comes this little boy. He's in a little, crude litter that had been made from sticks and clothing. It was very makeshift.

The little boy was 4 years old, but he looked like he was 2, just little. He looked like a baby. His mother had died in the earthquake; his father was alive.

When they found the boy, they found him with a dead body — another boy, maybe a brother. His aunt and his father, who lived up in the hills, walked for hours with this litter and the boy, looking for a place to stay.

They were near the church when they were spotted by one of the LDS members, who the previous day had been given the responsibility to find people in need of medical help. The member said there would be help, and so he waited for only two hours until we showed up.

The little baby will probably lose his hand; his bones were exposed. He had lacerations so deep we could see the bones, and even that was necrotic.

He had lacerations on each side of his torso, chunks missing from his scalp, and his left ear was kind of hanging there.

He had a real high fever; he was just burning up. By the time we got him, it appeared he was septic, full of infection. I think maybe he would have had two days, if that, before he would have passed.

I knew we had to take him to a hospital right then and there. He was so scared and in such pain. He was dirty and crying. I bandaged him, cleaned all of his wounds and gave him antibiotics.

We wrapped him up and he held me. He didn't understand English, but I just kept telling him that I loved him and that we would take care of him, that we would make sure that he would receive the best care.

We wrapped him up, and with the rest of the medical team, we went into University Hospital. He just held on so tight to me, and I held on; he just whimpered all the way to the hospital.

I asked (Ogden emergency-room doctor Jeremy Booth), who was in the back seat, to give the baby a priesthood blessing. He did — and in Creole, he blessed the baby.

We heal with our hands, but there's also a healing we have access to that comes in times of need.

I don't have children. I don't know if I'll ever have children. I don't know if that's the Lord's will for me. But I'd like to think that maybe if I were a mother who passed away, that someone would take care of my child, and I was grateful I could do that.

We went into the pediatric ward and were meet by Swiss doctors. Right now, the Swiss have revolutionized a procedure and have done marvelous work in reconstruction. Without looking at the baby's wounds, they told me they have not lost an arm yet nor have lost a foot yet in all their surgical procedures.

As I was getting ready to go, I looked him in his big, brown eyes and told him, "We love you, and you're going to be taken care of." And I left him in the care of the Swiss and have every confidence he's going to live a productive life.

I'm grateful the Lord led us to him, that the members were in tune enough to find him and bring him to us.

I think the people I have been most impressed with during this entire trip is the native Haitians. They are resilient.

They're putting their lives back together. They're going through compound grief, but they're resilient, and they will get through this.

Saturday, January 23, 2010

Saturday, January 9, 2010

Young Women Handouts


I just made these for YW. The pink one is for Manual 2, Lesson 2-Spiritual Gifts, the other is for a topic that's been on my mind a lot lately for our girls - Modesty.

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Happy New Year!

So what did I do in 2009?

December- Jonathan got his Master's-hallelujah! Sang Hallelujah chorus at the Stake Center. Hosted In-laws and 4 missionaries for Christmas Eve. Married 9 years, and did the charleston with a bunch of teenagers

November-Celebrated 2 kids' birthdays. My oldest was baptized-and I had raging PMS.

October-Mema, then Grandpa Bob passed away within the same week and Mr. Malley and I made the trek (ya know, in an airplane) from Houston to Chicago, sans kids. Made 3 spider costumes and I survived.

September-the 3 year old became a 4 year old

August-The 3 year old started Pre-K since his birthday is the cutoff date. The house has never been so quiet. In YW we had the "Back to School Blessings Banquet" and miracles happened.

July-We saw fireworks with my wonderful YW counselors and their hubbies in San Marcos. Great day. The 5 year old became a 6 year old and we saw Harry Potter.

June-I had my last "20s" birthday. Went to Girls' Camp for the first time and had a blast. Missed the family for a week.

May-Stressed about girls' camp.

April-Put together the YW rummage sale-and survived-barely.

March-Celebrated St. Paddy's Day & our family's Irishness.

February-Hubby's Birthday (32-he's practically a fossil, I know)

January-Who can remember?

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Monday, July 20, 2009

I May Not Live in the Jell-O Belt, But My Jell-O Belt Lives with Me

I carry it around, sort of like a permanent fanny pack. Well, I guess it's not *technically* permanent...



*For those of you who don't know, the so-called "Jell-O Belt" is an area of the United States concentrated in the intermountain west where Jell-O sells the best and is consumed the most. This is due to the area having more children than average because of its high concentration of members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.

So I was reading another blog last night and someone mentioned the "Jell-O Belt." We had a pie with Jell-O in it for our Family Home Evening Treat last night. Does that make it official? We Mormons love our Jell-O I guess.



Did Joseph Smith know this? Was it revealed to Brigham Young after he'd crossed the plains with the pioneers and arrived in the Salt Lake Valley and said, "This is the place,"? Did they know that the Restoration of Gospel would lead to increased consumption of jigglers? The Jell-O creations at potlucks, let alone the funeral luncheons?

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Mama Said There'd Be Days Like This ...

Wait a minute-no she didn't. She said nothing of the sort. You know why? I never even thought about doing any of the insane things my kids do to me. So, Mom, I hope you appreciate how non-insane I was (I know I was pretty insane in other ways, especially in high school-sorry). Here's a great, funny recipe for all you moms (especially moms of little boys) out there. Happy Mother's Day!

Mom's Brownies
Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375.
Melt 1 cup margarine in saucepan.
Remove teddy bear from oven and tell Jr. "no, no."
Add margarine to 2 cups sugar.
Take shortening can away from Jr. and clean cupboards.
Measure 1/3 cup cocoa.
Take shortening can away from Jr. again and bathe cat.
Apply antiseptic and bandages to scratches sustained while removing shortening from cat's tail.
Assemble 4 eggs, 2 tsp. vanilla, and 1-1/2 cups sifted flour.
Take smoldering teddy bear from oven and open all doors and windows for ventilation.
Take telephone away from Billy and assure party on the line the call was a mistake. Call operator and attempt to have direct dialed call removed from bill.
Measure 1 tsp. salt, ½ cup nuts and beat all ingredients well.
Let cat out of refrigerator.
Pour mixture into well-greased 9x13-inch pan.
Bake 25 minutes.
Rescue cat and take razor away from Jr. Explain to kids that you have no idea if shaved cats will sunburn. Throw cat outside while there's still time and he's still able to run away.

FROSTING
Mix the following in saucepan:
1 cup sugar
1 oz unsweetened chocolate
¼ cup margarine
Take the darn teddy bear out of the @#$% broiler and throw it away
far away.
Answer the door and meekly explain to nice policeman that you didn't
know Jr. had slipped out of the house and was heading for the street.
Put Jr. in playpen.
Add 1/3 cup milk, dash of salt, and boil, stirring constantly for 2 minutes.
Answer door and apologize to neighbor for Billy having stuck a garden
hose in man's front door mail slot. Promise to pay for ruined carpet.
Tie Billy to clothesline.
Remove burned brownies from oven.

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

You Can't Judge a Book by Its Cover

This video brings me absolute JOY!

An Apostle's Easter Thoughts on Christ

Better late than never, right?

Monday, March 16, 2009

If You Want to Know Why I Believe What I Believe...

This is Elder Jeffrey R. Holland in the General Conference of my church last year. He first says a few words regarding the recent sustaining (kind of like approval) of the President of the Church, Thomas S. Monson, following the passing of his predecessor, Gordon B. Hinckley. Elder Holland's actual talk, or sermon, doesn't get started until about 1:49.